Sunday, April 17, 2005

Tattoos and Body Piercing

Ok Yodi, --I know you are not quite four months old and are of the younger --hip--generation. And, I know that as you grow into the world around you, doggie fashions will enter your world and you will want to be instyle with your peers.

But Yodi--please, please, please--no tattoos or piercings!!

It is hard enough greeting stangers in this odd ball world without needing to get past the macabe visual display of spiked ornaments extending from every orafice . I can't help but stare and find my words stuck to the roof of my mouth. How do you greet these human freak shows? Hello mame--nice looking spikes! Hello sir, is that a picture of a recent trip to Hades?

Why is it that people want to decorate this marvelous body so perfectly designed by our creator, with scribbled ink, outlandish pictures. Why the need to puncture through perfectly health tissue--additional holes only to plug them with hideous looking metal gadgets?

Today it was reported that a man surfing needed to fight off a shrk intent upon making him the main course for supper. More and more of these shark attacks are in the news every year. I wonder if all the tattoos and pierced ornaments are making these victims appear like giant fish lures?

Say good night Yodi.

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